An older lady..
An older lady..
So, I met an older lady at the bar last night. She told me she was in fact 60.. I couldn`t believe it, she was very nice indeed, and I found myself thinking that she would have fabulous looking daughters... We had a few drinks, and as the night went on she asked me if I had ever had a sportsman`s double?, What`s that I asked her, and she replied that it was a mother and daughter threesome. As my mind began to embrace the idea and thinking of how hot the daughter might be, I answered that, no , I haven`t... We drank a bit more and she said with a wink, then tonight`s your lucky night. So we went back to her place, walked in, she flicks on the lights and shouts up the stairs, mum, are you still awake!?...
