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Q: What does Virginia Tech and Mt Everest have in common?
A: At their peaks they are both minus 32.
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2QIK4U wrote:Q: What does Virginia Tech and Mt Everest have in common?
A: At their peaks they are both minus 32.
That is as funny as the day I found a wart on my knob
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yeah ive heard that joke about 50 times today
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It doesnt even make sense I mean how can you compare Virginia Tech to being at its peak???
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Not funny.
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bomberdonnie wrote:It doesnt even make sense I mean how can you compare Virginia Tech to being at its peak???
I agree. The version i heard a few days ago, which at least makes more sense (but isn't any funnier or less crass), is:

Q: What do Virginia Tech and Antarctica have in common? A: They are both minus 33 today.
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Too soon
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2QUIK indeed.
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Post by Megan »

That one was going around with Port Arthur too, I suspect the same jokes with circulate with a different name.

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jimmyc1985 wrote:
bomberdonnie wrote:It doesnt even make sense I mean how can you compare Virginia Tech to being at its peak???
I agree. The version i heard a few days ago, which at least makes more sense (but isn't any funnier or less crass), is:

Q: What do Virginia Tech and Antarctica have in common? A: They are both minus 33 today.
The one I heard was:

Q. What does Virginia tech and Mount Everest have in common?

Both have killer slopes and are minus 33.
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Rossoneri wrote:
jimmyc1985 wrote:
bomberdonnie wrote:It doesnt even make sense I mean how can you compare Virginia Tech to being at its peak???
I agree. The version i heard a few days ago, which at least makes more sense (but isn't any funnier or less crass), is:

Q: What do Virginia Tech and Antarctica have in common? A: They are both minus 33 today.
The one I heard was:

Q. What does Virginia tech and Mount Everest have in common?

Both have killer slopes and are minus 33.
I like that one Ross
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Post by Essendon4eva »

All very clever but too early. Its almost like when their is a tragedy, we go to the drawing board to come up with jokes.
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Essendon4eva wrote:All very clever but too early. Its almost like when their is a tragedy, we go to the drawing board to come up with jokes.
Took 5 hours for steve irwin jokes, and I reckon about 15 minutes for the Van Nguyen jokes.
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I'd say 15 seconds for Van Nguyen jokes.

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Which was....?

But they had years to come up with Van Nguyen jokes he was in jail for that long.
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Post by Megan »

It's how a lot of people deal with tragedy, to make jokes.
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