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Post by mdso » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:53 pm

Rossoneri wrote:[WARNING] OK JUST SOME BASIC RULES ABOUT THIS THREAD. TO START WITH NO NUDITY, WE KEEP THE PICTURES CLEAN, ROSSO HAS POSTED A JESSICA ALBA PIC, SHE IS NUDE HOWEVER NOTHING IS SEEN AND EVERYTHING IS COVERED UP THIS IS ACCEPTABLE, IF CERTAIN BITS AND PIECES BECOME UNCOVERED THEN WARNINGS WILL OCCUR FOLLOWED BY TEMPORARY OR PERMANENT BANS. THE OTHER THING IS NO PICTURES SHOULD BE DEGRADING TOWARDS EITHER SEX.[/WARNING]

Ill start it then!

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Post by mdso » Wed Sep 09, 2015 5:55 pm

Flip wrote:How does she get an arse like that? FMD :shock:

http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php
implants.
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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by F111 » Thu Nov 19, 2015 4:18 pm

NSFW. Ensure the subject is centred early into the video.

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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by Flip » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:15 pm

F111 wrote:NSFW. Ensure the subject is centred early into the video.

http://gfycat.com/ZestyImportantBluefish
That is a better picture of the forces of gravity than a f**king apple falling off a tree.

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Post by grassy1 » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:49 pm

Just dropped my phone.

Gravity!

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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by Flip » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:39 pm

Pollies and Crocs interacting

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age,
we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'..
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
... 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament House.'
'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.. You're not
Getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase

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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by Crazyman » Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:56 pm

Flip wrote:Pollies and Crocs interacting

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age,
we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'..
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
... 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the Parliament House.'
'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.. You're not
Getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase
Wtf does this have to do with this thread???

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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by F111 » Tue Apr 19, 2016 6:39 pm

No image. Just close yer eyes!

There was a shipwreck with Scarlett Johansson and some regular guy. They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learned how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody else in the island...

He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this...

One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her successfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.

But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed... "Whats wrong?" asked, "Nothing..." the guy would say...

She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasn't asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him...

"Really?, you'll do anything I'd like?"

"yes" she said "anything!"

"ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore"

"ok..."

"now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat"

"wha... ok, id say id do anything" she said lovingly.

"ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it"

she was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tuck her hair under the hat.

"Now id like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache"

"ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.

"now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach ill catch up to you in a bit" he said a bit excited...

She started walking... wondering... doubting herself... just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was h... suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! you wont believe who I've been f****** for the past 6 months!"

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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by j-mac31 » Wed Apr 20, 2016 3:47 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by Gyoza » Wed Apr 20, 2016 9:03 pm

F111 wrote:No image.
Booooooo.

Not a bad joke though ;)
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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

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Re: The Babes thread - Rated M 15+

Post by nudder12 » Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:33 am

F111 wrote:Image
what's wrong with people? No comments??? I'll take 3 please :)

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