A man is sitting on a barstool at his local pub. He has been drinking all night and is pretty hammered. It is getting late so he decides to go home to his wife. He stands up and falls straight on the floor. Thinking that he must have been drunker than he first thought he sits on the floor waiting to sober up a bit. After ten more minutes trys to stand up again with out success he pulls himself outside on to the curb and manages to hail a taxi.
When the taxi gets to his house he pays and gets out once more falling to the ground. Getting quite annoyed with himself he drags his drunken self to the front door, unable to reach the handle he start knock on the door and calling out to his wife.
The door open his wife takes one look at his and says, "You've been out drinking haven't you."
I his best drunken sober voice he says, "No, what gave you that idea?"
Shaking her head she screams, "YOU'VE LEFT YOUR BLOODY WHEELCHAIR AT THE PUB AGAIN!" and slams the door in his face.
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