I've held off nominating the now-well known bully from the Fat Kid Fights Back short movie, because although it was a extremely moronic thing to do and he himself is a bit of a moron, kids in general do moronic stuff, so mate, you are off the hook.
Others, not so lucky
Take the case of the man arrested this morning for "stealing" hard rubbish in Melbourne's outer east.
Who do we apportion blame for this?
We can start with the
Victoria Police Media Unit
Sen-Constable Marty Beveridge said this morning anyone taking property left out for hard rubbish collection was a thief, and his advice was that hard rubbish became council property once it was put on a nature strip, which is technically council-owned land.
“It’s against the law,” Sen-Constable Beveridge said.
“A lot of people don’t realise they can be charged for it.”
While police resources meant most people got away with picking through kerbside valuables, Sen-Constable Beveridge said police were not turning a blind eye and any patrols spotting offences would act.
“They just need to understand that they can be charged with theft,” he warned.
He said councils often recycled kerbside materials or sold it onto other dealers, and local governments had raised concerns about the practice in the past.
“At the end of the day, theft is theft. And while a lot of people think it’s a grey area … if there’s potential for those items to be recycled or on-sold it means they have some value.
“It’s like if you go to a milkbar and steal a 5c lolly. It’s still theft. The actual monetary value doesn’t matter.”
Top brass doesn't seem to think so
People regularly trawl hard rubbish collections for recyclable household items, and Supt Forti said claims that such property belonged to councils once it had been placed on a nature strip or footpath was “a bit of a fallacy''.
The property is owned by the person who placed it on the nature strip, Supt Forti said.
“It doesn't legally belong to the council.''
He said his advice was that if the man believed the owner would have allowed him to take the appliance because it had been abandoned, it was a defence against theft.
Supt Forti said the incident was one of the more unusual cases to come across his desk.
“One man's junk is another man's treasure,'' he said.
“I think there's a community expectation ... that if you put something out on the footpath, it's anyone's.''
The Yarra Ranges Council doesn't seem to think so
"Any items placed out for hard waste collection remain the property of the resident until collected by the contractor," he (Deputy Mayor Len Cox) said.
So no, Senior Constable Beveridge. It is not against the law. It is not theft.
I was tempted to include the two officers on the beat in this nomination, but at the end of the day we do not know the full story.
What we do know is that the
Victoria Police Media Unit did not check their facts in condemning this man as a thief. Almost the definition of moronic behaviour.
And Sen-Constable Beveridge, back to the books with you.