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First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:29 pm

FD is hilarious so I dedicate this opening toon, to a News Corpse "Journo" :roll: who sleeps on Phoney's ball sack. :lol:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... world-tour

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Re: First Dog Thread

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:36 pm

Another heavy one.....WTF has Oz become? I don't recognise any of it anymore.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... P=ema_1732

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:36 pm

"Elected on a platform of not being Tony Abbott" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Thu Feb 11, 2016 3:11 pm

"gOOD eVENING aND wELCOME tO tHE mADUPPIES"

oUR gUEST tHE wORLDS bEST eNVIRONMENT mINISTER wHO hAS dESTROYED A pEFRECTLY wORKING sYSTEM tO sTOP cARBON eMMISSIONS aND nOW tHEY'RE GOING UP AGAIN!!

wHAT A cHOICE fOR mINISTER oF tHE yEAR!!

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... P=ema_1732

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Sismis » Thu Feb 11, 2016 3:30 pm

Flip wrote:"gOOD eVENING aND wELCOME tO tHE mADUPPIES"

oUR gUEST tHE wORLDS bEST eNVIRONMENT mINISTER wHO hAS dESTROYED A pEFRECTLY wORKING sYSTEM tO sTOP cARBON eMMISSIONS aND nOW tHEY'RE GOING UP AGAIN!!

wHAT A cHOICE fOR mINISTER oF tHE yEAR!!

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... P=ema_1732

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I really need to know who voted on this.

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Mon Feb 15, 2016 7:10 pm

First Dog to the rescue!!

Take a long hard look at yourself Australia: what were you doing while Barnaby trundled along to be a heartbeat away from Australia’s top job?

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfre ... P=ema_1732

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:18 pm

The Australian Christian Lobby is bravely requesting that during the marriage equality plebiscite, anti-vilification laws are suspended to enable a mature and robust debate. It’s so no one gets in trouble if they reasonably say lesbians are poisonous....WHATS WRONG WITH LESBIANS....I HAVE BEEN ONE ALL MY LIFE!

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Re: First Dog Thread

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Wed Feb 24, 2016 7:28 pm

Poor first dog worrying about so much; I mean it is much better if a Rodent gets control of both houses and introduces (no) Workchoices.

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:19 pm

Ensure you are sitting on loo as you WILL pee yourself.

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Sismis » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:21 pm

That is gold!

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Re: First Dog Thread

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Sismis » Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:11 pm

I'm glad the grown-ups are now in charge.

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:00 pm

First Dog is asking inconvenient truths.....err ......questions....

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Tue Mar 22, 2016 6:39 am

Hammer....nail....hit....continuously

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Re: First Dog Thread

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Re: First Dog Thread

Post by Flip » Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:27 pm

First Dog says "Tell them to stick their census"

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