Sorry, ladies..

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Sorry, ladies..

Post by Gimps » Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:06 am

The Gimp is officially taken. Got engaged last night on the beach in Morro de São Paulo in Brazil. The proposal was top shelf, as you would expect.

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by BenDoolan » Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:35 am

Did you find yourself a good Amazon woman?

Congratulations you beast 8)
Unfortunately, you can't drown a witch!

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by boncer34 » Mon Dec 19, 2016 6:29 am

Someone tell Filth to get his best man speech ready.

Congrats mate.
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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by Crazyman » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:24 am

Shouldn't this be in the not so serious section? :wink:
Congrats to you, commiserations to her :P

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by Gimps » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:30 am

Crazyman wrote:Shouldn't this be in the not so serious section? :wink:
Congrats to you, commiserations to her :P
I'm putting a ****** ball and chain around my leg, so it's pretty bloody serious :lol:

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Post by mdso » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:56 am

Gimps wrote:
Crazyman wrote:Shouldn't this be in the not so serious section? :wink:
Congrats to you, commiserations to her :P
I'm putting a ****** ball and chain around my leg, so it's pretty bloody serious :lol:
Congratulations and whatever you do, don't go swimming.
Nothing usually happens until something happens.

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by hop » Mon Dec 19, 2016 10:17 am

Congrats old chap!!!!!

You and Gringo can go manchester and appliance shopping together now!
My material isn't very good..Oh...and then there's the bladder problem.

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by s'dreams » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:08 pm

Geez ... how did you find a saint to put up with you?

Congrats!!!
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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by BenDoolan » Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:13 pm

^ Oh I see, it's one of those Russian mail order brides...
Unfortunately, you can't drown a witch!

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by s'dreams » Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:27 pm

BenDoolan wrote:^ Oh I see, it's one of those Russian mail order brides...
=D>
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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by grassy1 » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:00 am

BenDoolan wrote:^ Oh I see, it's one of those Russian mail order brides...

It can f*** Off!

On ya Gimps! =D>

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by F111 » Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:06 am

Congratulations.
I hope you took the aerogard or is that just a seasonal issue?

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by rockhole » Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:46 am

Welcome to mortgage hill!!!

Well done, Gimps.
Too far for Baker now he's on to it, now he’s got it, OPEN GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Dons are in front by one point at the 8 minute mark

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by Gimps » Thu Dec 22, 2016 3:19 am

Thanks guys.

Luckily, I haven't needed what this Russian c*** above is selling.

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by Crazyman » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:28 am

It's those pesky Russian spy agencies telling us to vote for Trump and Hanson while surreptitiously advocating for thier involvement in Syria :roll:

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by BenDoolan » Thu Dec 22, 2016 7:55 am

Crazyman wrote:It's those pesky Russian spy agencies telling us to vote for Trump and Hanson while surreptitiously advocating for thier involvement in Syria :roll:
Its Windy Hill's fault with his Vladimir Lenin avatar...
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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by grassy1 » Thu Dec 22, 2016 1:52 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by Windy_Hill » Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:40 am

BenDoolan wrote:
Crazyman wrote:It's those pesky Russian spy agencies telling us to vote for Trump and Hanson while surreptitiously advocating for thier involvement in Syria :roll:
Its Windy Hill's fault with his Vladimir Lenin avatar...
Lets Make Essendon Great Again folks. Its gonna be so tremendous.

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by Windy_Hill » Fri Dec 23, 2016 1:42 am

Well done Gimper

You know of course you'll never be able to post here again without someone looking over your shoulder suspicious that you're sexting with Filthy

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Re: Sorry, ladies..

Post by paddyl90 » Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:05 am

Congrats Gimper! vingertje

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