If you love dimsims dont read this
- bomberdonnie
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If you love dimsims dont read this
Now I loved a good deep fried dimmy as much as the next bloke but am unable to eat one since I heard this story.
I also have a fairly good idea of what goes into these little balls of goodness (spent a year doing a butchery apprenticeship) but this story almost made me vomit in my mouth.
Some good friends of our bought a few dimmies each from a local takeaway store and got a pleasant little surprise... Friend A said to his partner... ewww there is something hard in my dimmy... Partner of friend A said oh yuck what would it be?
Friend A spat out the crunchy delight and on closer examination realised that he was chewing on teeth... Yes there were ground up teeth in the asian sausage roll that were so distinguishable that he could see enamel on the pieces.
Sorry if I have ruined anyones fetish for the good old dimmy!
I also have a fairly good idea of what goes into these little balls of goodness (spent a year doing a butchery apprenticeship) but this story almost made me vomit in my mouth.
Some good friends of our bought a few dimmies each from a local takeaway store and got a pleasant little surprise... Friend A said to his partner... ewww there is something hard in my dimmy... Partner of friend A said oh yuck what would it be?
Friend A spat out the crunchy delight and on closer examination realised that he was chewing on teeth... Yes there were ground up teeth in the asian sausage roll that were so distinguishable that he could see enamel on the pieces.
Sorry if I have ruined anyones fetish for the good old dimmy!
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Re: If you love dimsims dont read this
ewwwwwww
Cant say i have ever had a bad dimmy though... i will keep a look out for teeth now though
Cant say i have ever had a bad dimmy though... i will keep a look out for teeth now though
Re: If you love dimsims dont read this
Would that be half chewed already??
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Dimsims - now with added calcium!
I don't think it's what goes into a dimmie... I think it's what DOESN'T go into a dimmie?
I don't think it's what goes into a dimmie... I think it's what DOESN'T go into a dimmie?
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Re: If you love dimsims dont read this
I don't care!! Never will I give up my dimmies even if they have cats or teeth in them
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I am veggie. You carnies don't know half of the the shit you eat.
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Re: If you love dimsims dont read this
But that is 2/3's of the fun of being a carnie Sismis...little surprises every now and againSismis wrote:I am veggie. You carnies don't know half of the the shit you eat.
Kinda like my fishing trip with the old man today...you just don't know what will happen...
He hauled in a 6 footer with the anchor of all things (mind you, the 6 footer was a lost rod from the bottom of the hawkesbury, fully rigged, braided line, nice new hooks) and he also lost his balance and may have broken his left thumb...worst day fishing ever...still better than going to work...
Re: If you love dimsims dont read this
You went fishing a caught a rod? It's probably cursed, someone threw it overboard after a bad day!Crazyman wrote:But that is 2/3's of the fun of being a carnie Sismis...little surprises every now and againSismis wrote:I am veggie. You carnies don't know half of the the shit you eat.
Kinda like my fishing trip with the old man today...you just don't know what will happen...
He hauled in a 6 footer with the anchor of all things (mind you, the 6 footer was a lost rod from the bottom of the hawkesbury, fully rigged, braided line, nice new hooks) and he also lost his balance and may have broken his left thumb...worst day fishing ever...still better than going to work...
Re: If you love dimsims dont read this
Imagine if BARGEARSE had CHOMPED into a "SHITLOAD of DIM SIMS and a Bucket of Soya Sauce!"like those ones Donnie. :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
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Images of Monty Python's Meaning of Life spring to mind there Grassy...grassy1 wrote:Imagine if BARGEARSE had CHOMPED into a "SHITLOAD of DIM SIMS and a Bucket of Soya Sauce!"like those ones Donnie. :-& :-& :-& :-& :-&
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Yep,know EACTLY where you're heading there.
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as you don't know half the shit that goes on your VegiesSismis wrote:I am veggie. You carnies don't know half of the the shit you eat.