Some say "The Weapon"...
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The Weapon can dig half a hole.
You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning it's only because The Weapon isn't playing.
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The Weapon only needs 30 seconds to do something in "a New York minute". He uses the other 30 seconds to "start spreadin' the news".
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When he spills water on a gremlin...nothing happens.
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While urinating, The Weapon is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When the Weapon was a kid, he didn't make paper planes, he launched real ones.
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We have a winner. =D>BomberinJapan wrote: ...only eats the third of a Mars bar that is for Work, as he has no concept of Rest or Play.
When the Weapon went to Paris, the Eiffel Tower had its picture taken with him.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from the Weapon
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of the Weapon is called Logic
Weapon has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Weapon died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
It's been less than a week since BJG joined the Red and Black, but already the world is a far better place.
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Haha...these are brilliant! Including BiJItsmyshow wrote:We have a winner. =D>BomberinJapan wrote: ...only eats the third of a Mars bar that is for Work, as he has no concept of Rest or Play.
When the Weapon went to Paris, the Eiffel Tower had its picture taken with him.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from the Weapon
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of the Weapon is called Logic
Weapon has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
Weapon died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
=D>
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Not so tuff after all
Still, we did have some fun with the Weap for a fleeting moment
There's some funny shit here
Still, we did have some fun with the Weap for a fleeting moment
There's some funny shit here
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Stopped being funny when we didn't have a team for the second half of the year!
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Correct! You'll notice the last entry was May 2012.Sismis wrote:Stopped being funny when we didn't have a team for the second half of the year!
Jocky, you joined Nov 2012. How did you know about this thread? Just curious....
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Long time observer first time poster?BenDoolan wrote:Correct! You'll notice the last entry was May 2012.Sismis wrote:Stopped being funny when we didn't have a team for the second half of the year!
Jocky, you joined Nov 2012. How did you know about this thread? Just curious....
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Time for the alternate "weapon" thread.
The Weapon is so soft, Cotton balls bruise his skin.
The Weapon is so soft, Cotton balls bruise his skin.
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Has self destructed. Sad but True...