Chick finds out that her husband has been cheating. Being a a lady of latin origins she is naturally very volatile so she gets him pissed one night and he flakes out.
Now she will have her revenge. She creeps in quietly into the bedroom where he has flaked out naked......and cuts his dick off.
"Ha" she yells, " now I have my revenge!" as she runs from the house with the evidence in her hands for her getaway from her screaming, now vengeful husband.
Quickly she jumps into her car and speeds away as he yells out "Please give me my dick back so I get it stitched back on!!" "No way she screams back " You 'll never see it again!!" speeding away.
As she sppeds down the road, it is absolutely pissing down rain and she can't drive one handed with her hands "full" as it where so she flings it out of the window and speeds off.
An elderly couple driving along behind wear the full brunt of the dick as it splatters on their windscreen in the rain.
Mabel says "My God Cyril, what was that?"
Cyril replies "I'm not sure but I think it was a moth with the biggest dick on one I have ever seen."
